10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.