10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."