10 Random Poker Quotes

• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek