10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak