10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.