10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"