10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Welcome to kicker school
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.