10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.