10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time." -Phil Hellmuth
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown