10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "No river, no fish."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)