10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..