10 Random Poker Quotes

• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.