10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician