10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."