10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.