10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "No river, no fish."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Poker is for loners.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.