10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- im going to 2 out you to death
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---