10 Random Poker Quotes

• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth