10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.