10 Random Poker Quotes

• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek