10 Random Poker Quotes

• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."