10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!