10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• Fold and live to fold again
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers