10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow