10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth