10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003