10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls