10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament