10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Poker is for loners.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.