10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Welcome to kicker school
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus