10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• "No river, no fish."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon