10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.