10 Random Poker Quotes

• Fold and live to fold again
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow