10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"