10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"