10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak