10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.