10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.