10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "No river, no fish."