10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!