10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"