10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for loners.
• Fold and live to fold again
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!