10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent."
-- David Mamet
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson