10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts