10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.