10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.