10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "No river, no fish."
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986