10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'