10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio