10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.